Sometimes I go out wearing tiny cutoffs and a buttoned-up vest, wearing nothing underneath, and as I walk along, I fantasize about a gorgeous woman (like this one) walking toward me (like this), identically dressed. We check each other out for a block as we approach one another, and then, as if on cue, we each reach up and rip open our vests, to display our girls to one another. Yes.
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Sometimes I go out wearing tiny cutoffs and a buttoned-up vest, wearing nothing underneath, and as...
